A completey crazy escape

Dragon is pushed down into a chair. The next thing he knew there was a painful flash of light and a covenant taking of his helmet."Why did you try to enter our prison camp?"asked the covenant."That info is classified,"said Dragon Then Dragon said" You do know that I have Chuck Norris armed with a pistol outside,right?" While the slightly stupid covenant went to look outside Dragon noticed the now completely idiotic covenant had put licorice as his rope. Dragon ate throw the rope and took some in case if he got hungry. Then Dragon saw that the covenant had forgotten to disable his hornet so Dragon stepped in and escaped. When Dragon passed by the completely confused covenant, he shot him.

Arlunis came back to the room, but found a chewed up licorice-rope lying on the floor. Arlunis opened his eyes wide open, and rushed out of the room, completely raged. He saw the aircraft deck had one less hornet. Arlunis put his hand over his face and shook his head in disbelief. "Ok, who the hell let the prisoner escape!?" He then held up the chewed-up rope and said with an angered tone "And who's idiotic idea was it to use LICORICE, an eatable substance, as a containment method!?" Arlunis heard some moaning, and looked around. He looked behind some fallen cargo boxes, and saw one of his men lying on the ground, with gunshot wounds all over his chest. He gasped at the horrendous sight and saw the fellow Sangheili in utter pain. "Ugh, help me, help me! I can't get up! The prisoner had escaped and shot me! I thought the rope would have worked!" Arlunis then looked down at him with a disturbed gaze. "YOU were the one who used the licorice rope?" "Yes." Alrunis stood up and got out his plasma rifle. He shot the injured Sangheili and killed him, with the man sighing out a last breath. "Your fired" Arlunis said at his body.